The Art of Eating A Tunnock's Tea Cake

Today I am going to walk you through something that is very important to me:
The right way to eat a Tunnock's Tea Cake. Really, this is the only way to go about it.
So, here we go.
1) Get your Tunnock's Tea Cake.2) While the tea cake is still in its wrapper, break the chocolate covering the marshmallow. Ironically, I really dislike it if the chocolate is already broken. So irritating.3) Now it is time to unwrap the chocolatey, marshmallowy, biscuity goodness.4) Woohoo! Nearly there!Look! It is all ready to go!5) Pick of all the chocolate that is covering the marshmallow. This is why we broke it before.Keep going until all the chocolate has been eaten.6) Then you have to bite off the chocolate that is covering the biscuit base.Yup, you have to get right around it.7) Next you eat the marshmallow.8) You should be left with the biscuit base. Eat it!9) Savour the last bite because that is the last little morsel....10) Done! So now you know the proper way to eat a Tunnock's Tea Cake. Next time the topic will be Cadbury Creme Eggs (freeze them!), Twix (bite off all the chocolate, eat the caramel and then the biscuit - pretty much the same concept as the tea cake) and KitKats (separate the two fingers and snap each in half, bite outer coating of chocolate off and then eat layers separately).

I'm a creature of habit, what can I say?