My Week

On Sunday I decided to polish my shoes five minutes before having to leave the house. In my Sunday Best clothes.

Yes. I am that clever.

Shoe polish went everywhere. I had to change.

On Wednesday I lost the first sheet of my UCAS personal statement that I needed to type up. I blitzed my room to find it. I didn't. I rewrote it. I found it.

Yes. I am that clever.

I found it right beside my left foot.

On Friday evening I stepped on a needle.

Yes. I am that clever.

It hurt. A LOT.


Actually, all these little anecdotes include feet (or things that go on feet) in one way or another. At least I was clever enough to work that out.